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});\n  }\n  render(); setCountry();\n  setInterval(render, 1000);\n})();\n\u003c\/script\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"hero\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"hero-media\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/files\/toyworld-dad-blanket-01-imgi_65_e04d2302134c4dfe838669a17dc5b2a9.png?v=1780812859\" alt=\"Navy Dad Is Not Sleeping blanket held up full size\"\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"hero-copy\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"eye\"\u003eFunny Father's Day Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eFor the dad who's definitely just resting his eyes.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"lead\"\u003eA real flannel fleece blanket with the family joke printed right on it. Good for a laugh when he opens it, and good on the couch for years after.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"chips\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eSoft flannel fleece\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eFull-size\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eNavy or gray\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"chip\"\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- CUSTOMER REVIEWS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"eye\"\u003eCustomer Reviews\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"h2\"\u003eFunny at first, useful every night.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"review-grid\"\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"review-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/t\/4\/assets\/dad-blanket-couch-nap-mockup.png?v=1780857931\" alt=\"Dad relaxing under the blanket on the couch\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rbody\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rhead\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"name\"\u003eSarah M.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eMy dad laughed before he even unfolded it. Now it lives on his recliner for TV nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"review-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/t\/4\/assets\/dad-blanket-patio-mockup.png?v=1780857949\" alt=\"Dad wrapped in the blanket outside with coffee\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rbody\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rhead\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"name\"\u003eEmily R.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eIt was meant to be a funny Father's Day gift, but the blanket is actually soft enough that he uses it every week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"review-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/t\/4\/assets\/dad-blanket-navy-recliner-mockup.png?v=1780857977\" alt=\"Navy Dad Is Not Sleeping blanket on a recliner\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rbody\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rhead\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"name\"\u003eMike T.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eThe navy color looks great in the den. The joke is exactly him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"review-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/t\/4\/assets\/dad-blanket-giftmoment-wide-mockup.png?v=1780857991\" alt=\"Family giving dad the blanket for Father's Day\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rbody\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rhead\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"name\"\u003eLauren B.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eBought it from the kids and he immediately said he was just resting his eyes. Easy gift win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"review-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/t\/4\/assets\/dad-blanket-giftmoment-close-mockup.png?v=1780858004\" alt=\"Dad and daughter holding the Dad Is Not Sleeping blanket\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"rbody\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"rhead\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"name\"\u003eRachel K.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eBigger and softer than I expected. Funny without feeling cheap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- STORY \/ VIRAL COUCH MOMENT --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"story\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"eye\"\u003eEvery family knows a dad like this\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eYou have seen this exact scene a hundred times.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"beats\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"beat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bnum\"\u003e1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe sits down \"just for a minute\" after dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"beat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bnum\"\u003e2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemote still in his hand. Eyes closed. The TV is watching him now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"beat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"bnum\"\u003e3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp\u003eTry to change the channel and you get the line every family knows by heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"punch\"\u003e\"I'm not sleeping. I'm just resting my eyes.\"\n      \u003cspan\u003eSo we put it on a blanket he will actually keep using.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- GIFT MOMENT MEDIA PAIR --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"pair\"\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"shot\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/files\/toyworld-dad-blanket-03-imgi_57_26c543ae013b4a2aaca46a033856ba21.png?v=1780812912\" alt=\"Dad opening the Dad Is Not Sleeping blanket as a gift\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"cap\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe easiest gift win.\u003c\/b\u003e The joke lands the second he unwraps it, even before anyone explains it.\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"shot\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/files\/toyworld-dad-blanket-07-imgi_61_88b58aad00fd4b4c92b125d4d0173702.png?v=1780813137\" alt=\"Gray Dad Is Not Sleeping blanket draped on a couch\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"cap\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThen it lives on the couch.\u003c\/b\u003e Big, soft, and ready for the next round of \"resting his eyes.\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- REAL BLANKET PROOF --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"eye\"\u003eMore than a one-time laugh\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"h2\"\u003eIt is a real, full-size flannel blanket.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"lead\"\u003eThe kind he reaches for on TV nights, recliner naps, reading, and lazy Sundays, long after the joke is old news.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"proof-grid\"\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"pcard\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/files\/toyworld-dad-blanket-08-imgi_62_11ded11238e547819e9109c2f74bfb45.png?v=1780813152\" alt=\"Close-up of the soft flannel fleece\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"t\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSoft flannel fleece\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmooth, warm, and lightweight, so it is easy to keep on the couch.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"pcard\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/files\/toyworld-dad-blanket-06-imgi_60_b05039dda8864dbbba73d2f695af4fb2.png?v=1780813036\" alt=\"Dad Is Not Sleeping blanket full-print design close-ups\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"t\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFull-print design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe artwork runs across the whole blanket, not a small patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"pcard\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/files\/toyworld-dad-blanket-05-imgi_59_14e972cc68224b619c1f5dd1bc6cbb17.png?v=1780812984\" alt=\"Gray Dad Is Not Sleeping blanket draped on a chair\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"t\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMade for everyday use\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCouch, recliner, reading chair, bed, or rolled up for travel.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- COLOR CHOOSER --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"eye\"\u003ePick his color\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"h2\"\u003eTwo looks, same joke.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"colors\"\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"col\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/files\/toyworld-dad-blanket-01-imgi_65_e04d2302134c4dfe838669a17dc5b2a9.png?v=1780812859\" alt=\"Navy Blue Dad Is Not Sleeping blanket\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"b\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNavy Blue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bold, high-contrast look that gets shared.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n    \u003carticle class=\"col\"\u003e\n      \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/files\/toyworld-dad-blanket-04-imgi_58_17b492969e484ea695168f0ed43d2b3c.png?v=1780812943\" alt=\"Gray Dad Is Not Sleeping blanket\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"b\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGray\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cleaner, calmer look for the living room.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/article\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- SIZE GUIDE (no chart image) --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"eye\"\u003eGet the size right\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"h2\"\u003eWhich size fits the way he naps?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"lead\"\u003eAll three are the same blanket and joke, just more or less coverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sizes\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"size\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"dim\"\u003e50 x 40 in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eLap\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"bartrack\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"barfill\" style=\"width:60%\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"use\"\u003eLap and chair size. Great for the recliner, desk naps, the car, or travel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"size\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"dim\"\u003e60 x 50 in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eEveryday\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"bartrack\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"barfill\" style=\"width:80%\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"use\"\u003eThe everyday couch throw. The safe all-rounder for most dads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"size\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"dim\"\u003e80 x 60 in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eFull cover\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"bartrack\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"barfill\" style=\"width:100%\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"use\"\u003eFull-body couch coverage. Best if you want him completely wrapped up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- OBJECTIONS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"eye\"\u003eBefore you add to cart\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"h2\"\u003eThe honest questions buyers ask.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"obj\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ocard\"\u003e\n\u003cq\u003eIs it just a gag?\u003c\/q\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. It is a real, full-size flannel fleece blanket. The joke is the bonus, the cozy is the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ocard\"\u003e\n\u003cq\u003eWill it actually fit him?\u003c\/q\u003e\u003cp\u003ePick 80 x 60 in for full couch coverage, or 60 x 50 in for a strong everyday throw he can wrap up in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ocard\"\u003e\n\u003cq\u003eWill he even use it?\u003c\/q\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe use case is built in: couch, recliner, TV nights, reading, naps, and travel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ocard\"\u003e\n\u003cq\u003eIs the quality cheap?\u003c\/q\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is soft flannel fleece with the design printed across the whole blanket, not a thin novelty throw with a tiny patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"ocard\"\u003e\n\u003cq\u003eIs it too personal, or not personal enough?\u003c\/q\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt hits the sweet spot. The joke feels personal because nearly every family knows this exact dad, without needing custom names or photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- DETAILS + CARE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"eye\"\u003eThe details\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"h2\"\u003eProduct details and care.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"details\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"panel\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlannel fleece\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eColors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNavy Blue, Gray\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSizes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e50x40, 60x50, 80x60 in\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eDesign\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFull-size printed artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBest for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCouch, recliner, bed, travel\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"spec\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eGift for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDad, husband, grandpa\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"panel\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3 class=\"h3\"\u003eEasy care\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cul class=\"care\" style=\"padding:0; margin:10px 0 0; list-style:disc;\"\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eMachine washable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eWash cold on a gentle cycle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang to dry to keep it soft.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eSkip bleach and high heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003c\/ul\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- GUARANTEE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"gua\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"seal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e90\u003c\/b\u003eday\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n      \u003ch3 class=\"h3\"\u003e90-Day Money-Back Guarantee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eIf your blanket arrives damaged, has an item missing, or does not match what is shown here, contact ToyWorld support within 90 days and we will make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"eye\"\u003eGood to know\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"h2\"\u003eFrequently asked questions.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"faq\"\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhich size should I pick?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fa\"\u003eChoose 60 x 50 in for a normal couch throw, or 80 x 60 in if you want the bigger full-coverage version. 50 x 40 in is best as a lap blanket for chairs and travel.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eNavy or gray, which is better?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fa\"\u003eNavy is the bold, high-contrast look that stands out. Gray is calmer and blends into most living rooms. Both have the same print and the same feel.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eIs it only a Father's Day gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fa\"\u003eNo. It works for Father's Day, birthdays, the holidays, retirement, or any time you want an easy gift that gets a laugh.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eIs it a heavy blanket?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fa\"\u003eIt is a lightweight flannel fleece throw, so it is easy to keep on the couch, move around the house, or take along.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow do I wash it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"fa\"\u003eIt is machine washable. Wash cold on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid bleach and high heat to keep it soft.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"ToyWorld","offers":[{"title":"Navy Blue \/ 50 x 40 in","offer_id":45033548480720,"sku":"TW-DADBLANKET-NAVY-BLUE-50X40","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ 60 x 50 in","offer_id":45033548513488,"sku":"TW-DADBLANKET-NAVY-BLUE-60X50","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ 80 x 60 in","offer_id":45033548546256,"sku":"TW-DADBLANKET-NAVY-BLUE-80X60","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 50 x 40 in","offer_id":45033548579024,"sku":"TW-DADBLANKET-GRAY-50X40","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 60 x 50 in","offer_id":45033548611792,"sku":"TW-DADBLANKET-GRAY-60X50","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 80 x 60 in","offer_id":45033548644560,"sku":"TW-DADBLANKET-GRAY-80X60","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0663\/6555\/4896\/files\/dad-is-not-sleeping-blanket-imagegen-preview.png?v=1781013770","url":"https:\/\/toyoria.com\/products\/resting-eyes-dad-blanket-fathers-day-sale","provider":"ToyWorld ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}